Perrrfect Weekend

It was one of those weekends that you can barely remember, but this catty friend of mine took video. Enjoy! I rocked this house while my peoples were out. It was a Perrrrrfect Weekend - Meeeeoowzers.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_5zELmun9E

Until next time - Keep the house clean - put it in the litter box.

"Cleo"

 

Pssst....Hi It's Me....Cleo.

Ok, I'm sneaking a meowment on the computer. The wanna-be woman of the house is laying down watching a mystery thriller and the man of the house has locked me out of the bathroom to do whatever he does before I begin to hear this strange trickling of water start, and then when that stops a few meowments later I hear the shower turn on.  I don't know about you, but when I hear that trickling sound stop, I have the urge to bury it. LOL - I can really make myself meow at times.

So, have to make this two-cents of info quick. All can say is...Wow, what a day I had - it was long but not much to cat-chat about - dang it, but I do have quite a tale to tell you about my lovely trip in the red - roo, just have to save it when I can get more time on this computer and the light of the screen hurts my eyes in the dark.  Ok, so back to my day. I felt like an undercover spy, as I had been hiding out in the adult peoples bedroom - under the bed - listening to all the strange sounds from the young peoples in the house when the adult peoples are not here - I am 15 years old and I am set in my ways. I still do not take kindly to strangers and we have an additional guest in the home. It's not their fault, It's just hard to change from my Purrrrrfect cat-ti-tude way of life. I really don't know what I'm so afraid of - as I love attention from all the peoples in my family. I'm just afraid of strangers, maybe I'm afraid they will pull my tail.

 

Yikes, just heard the toilet flush and the shower come on and the door is still tightly closed, trust me, I've tried getting my paws under the door to jimmy it open like I do in the morning to get my morning lovin's while my adult male people, does what he needs to do, before going to work. Don't say anything, but Rumor has it, the porta-johns, are not his cup of tea to pee or anything else for that matter.  

 

What do I do when I can rush the bathroom door and it opens - I do my best to consume all the attention, just so that the wanna-be-woman of the house knows I'm serious when I looked at her with my captivating cat-ti-tude, and think to myself - Four legs trump two - Beotch.

 

YIKES! Speaking of the wanna-be, here she comes now, gotta sign off, until next time, always remember - keep it clean and in the litter box.

"Cleo"

 

The CaT HoUsE.

Dang I have been waiting all morning for my people to finally leave the house so that I could get up in this nice new leather desk chair and type a line or two. No I am not into surfing the internet for kitty porn or kitten porn. I do lots of research to try to compare my house people with others who have house people like mine. Oh, who am I.....So, ok, My name is Cleopatra - yes, corny, but my people call me Cleo. I'm the woman of the house, four legs trump two legs! I don't like my picture taken, so yes, I lifted this off the internet, and F.Y.I. the picture looks like it could be my twin...but I'm much sexier.  So, going on, I'm just your everyday house cat, relatively happy even thought my blog is titled "The Pissed Puss", but as you read my stories, you'll soon learn what I put up with on a daily basis and that, what my people do has me laughing my fur off. Who says that animals don't have voices - Mr. Ed did, and look at Grumpy Cat, making a mark on this world...and I'm not talking urine stains on a new bathroom rug or leaving a small spot that had my male owner thinking someone left a Tootsie Roll unwrapped on the floor - Glad he threw it away, I think I'd have tossed my Meow Mix had he given it the five second rule. So anyways. I do hope you enjoy my stories, and like I said, when my people leave the house, I'll be dishing out scoop on my people - hope my owners can handle it.

 

Until next time - leave it in the litter box.

" Cleo "