Ok, I'm sneaking a meowment on the computer. The wanna-be woman of the house is laying down watching a mystery thriller and the man of the house has locked me out of the bathroom to do whatever he does before I begin to hear this strange trickling of water start, and then when that stops a few meowments later I hear the shower turn on. I don't know about you, but when I hear that trickling sound stop, I have the urge to bury it. LOL - I can really make myself meow at times.
So, have to make this two-cents of info quick. All can say is...Wow, what a day I had - it was long but not much to cat-chat about - dang it, but I do have quite a tale to tell you about my lovely trip in the red - roo, just have to save it when I can get more time on this computer and the light of the screen hurts my eyes in the dark. Ok, so back to my day. I felt like an undercover spy, as I had been hiding out in the adult peoples bedroom - under the bed - listening to all the strange sounds from the young peoples in the house when the adult peoples are not here - I am 15 years old and I am set in my ways. I still do not take kindly to strangers and we have an additional guest in the home. It's not their fault, It's just hard to change from my Purrrrrfect cat-ti-tude way of life. I really don't know what I'm so afraid of - as I love attention from all the peoples in my family. I'm just afraid of strangers, maybe I'm afraid they will pull my tail.
So, have to make this two-cents of info quick. All can say is...Wow, what a day I had - it was long but not much to cat-chat about - dang it, but I do have quite a tale to tell you about my lovely trip in the red - roo, just have to save it when I can get more time on this computer and the light of the screen hurts my eyes in the dark. Ok, so back to my day. I felt like an undercover spy, as I had been hiding out in the adult peoples bedroom - under the bed - listening to all the strange sounds from the young peoples in the house when the adult peoples are not here - I am 15 years old and I am set in my ways. I still do not take kindly to strangers and we have an additional guest in the home. It's not their fault, It's just hard to change from my Purrrrrfect cat-ti-tude way of life. I really don't know what I'm so afraid of - as I love attention from all the peoples in my family. I'm just afraid of strangers, maybe I'm afraid they will pull my tail.
Yikes, just heard the toilet flush and the shower come on and the door is still tightly closed, trust me, I've tried getting my paws under the door to jimmy it open like I do in the morning to get my morning lovin's while my adult male people, does what he needs to do, before going to work. Don't say anything, but Rumor has it, the porta-johns, are not his cup of tea to pee or anything else for that matter.
What do I do when I can rush the bathroom door and it opens - I do my best to consume all the attention, just so that the wanna-be-woman of the house knows I'm serious when I looked at her with my captivating cat-ti-tude, and think to myself - Four legs trump two - Beotch.
YIKES! Speaking of the wanna-be, here she comes now, gotta sign off, until next time, always remember - keep it clean and in the litter box.
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| "Cleo" |
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